Charm Expert T-Shirts

'Would you say I have gorgeous hair, lovely eyes and a great smile?. . . You say the nicest things.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I'd like to date you instead. When's your down time?"

'He has a BS but it has nothing to do with education.'

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

You're the olive in my martini

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Swing me with your words."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."