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Flattery Getting Someone Somewhere

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

JET (Part I)

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'Another martini please.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Modern day mirror.

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'