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"Stan baby, Dave baby here."

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

"Hey ladies...you're looking super nice... Is that a new outfit? Foxy!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

You're the olive in my martini

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Swing me with your words."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Another martini please.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."