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"Stan baby, Dave baby here."

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

"Hey ladies...you're looking super nice... Is that a new outfit? Foxy!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

You're the olive in my martini

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."