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"A charm offensive—why didn't I think of that?"

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'I'm married to an award-winning spin doctor.'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Swing me with your words."

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

Real Estate Personals

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Mergers or acquisitions.

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"We're making progress."

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I'm thinking merger.'