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"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You're the olive in my martini

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"What a midfield wizard!"

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'