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"Your usual old Schmaltz, Mr Bradley?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You're the olive in my martini

"Swing me with your words."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."