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"Your usual old Schmaltz, Mr Bradley?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You're the olive in my martini

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Swing me with your words."

'Your future looks charming.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Another martini please.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."