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'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"...Not only can you talk yourself out of everything. But..."

'I flunked all my subjects, but I won 'Miss Congeniality.''

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Swing me with your words."

Silver Fox

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Real Estate Personals

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Another martini please.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Good morning Miss...'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'What's the night life-like?

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

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I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."