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'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"...Not only can you talk yourself out of everything. But..."

'I flunked all my subjects, but I won 'Miss Congeniality.''

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Swing me with your words."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Silver Fox

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

be my valentine

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."