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'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Wanna go out?"

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Another martini please.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

Is it true Santa Clause is holding Rudy hostage? Of course not. Where'd you hear such a thing. On Candorville.com. It's a real news site, not a fake news site. Billy, Billy, Billy. There's no such thing as "real news." "Real news" is a fairy tale parents tell their kids so their childhoods will be a little more magical. But Santa, he's real, isn't he? Of course he is. That's why I sell Santa cookies. Do me a favor? Don't tell my mommy I know "real news" is fake. It makes her happy so I'll go alo

"I find the defendant guilty of stealing that shy little smile from Kevin Costner."

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

'When mime children touch the walls with dirty hands.'

'He has a BS but it has nothing to do with education.'

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Flattery Getting Someone Somewhere

"...Not only can you talk yourself out of everything. But..."

Ernie is a very agreeable fellow -- He's always the last to "no."

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

'Believe me, this whole animal magnetism thing isn't all it's cracked up to be.'