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"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

Curtsey

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Friendship.

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Have you put her on the strict diet I prescribed?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Childhood's End

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

'The batteries must be dead.'

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

Truce?