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'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'The batteries must be dead.'

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

Flower Mums.

"Are you getting crow's feet?"

"That's Mr. Rogowski. He doesn't have kids to bring to work on bring-your-child-to-work day, so he brought his inner child."

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

'Until today's geography test, Lord, I never realized just how much earth you did create.'

Hope you know how to stand on your head...we're having upside-down cake for dessert!

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

'He lacks experience, but they're hoping he'll grow into the job.'

'I'm only in the second grade, Bucky ... I don't know how to speak 'dog' yet.'