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"'A', I'm adorable."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Cool hand... Uke

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

Truce?

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

My Name is Lucky.

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'