Childhood Charm Lovers T-Shirts

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Swing me with your words."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Careful

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Is it true Santa Clause is holding Rudy hostage? Of course not. Where'd you hear such a thing. On Candorville.com. It's a real news site, not a fake news site. Billy, Billy, Billy. There's no such thing as "real news." "Real news" is a fairy tale parents tell their kids so their childhoods will be a little more magical. But Santa, he's real, isn't he? Of course he is. That's why I sell Santa cookies. Do me a favor? Don't tell my mommy I know "real news" is fake. It makes her happy so I'll go alo

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

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Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

Spring Cleaning

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."