Childhood Romance Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Bear Costume

I only have eyes for you

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Love

Funnel of Love

Funnel of Love

Champagne Bubble

A young couple in love.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

The Tunnel Of Love

You're my Venus

Words of Love

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Love Birds love snuggles

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Mating rituals

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"The antidote is $150."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'