Childhood Romance Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Love

Funnel of Love

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Funnel of Love

Champagne Bubble

Dialogue about the relationship.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Words of Love

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Mating rituals

A young couple in love.

The Tunnel Of Love

Love Birds love snuggles

You're my Venus

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"The antidote is $150."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'