Childhood Charm Admirer Pillows

"'A', I'm adorable."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Cool hand... Uke

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

Truce?

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

My Name is Lucky.

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'