Old-time Charm Admirer Pillows

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Falstaff

"What old school? This is my life."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Cool hand... Uke

"'A', I'm adorable."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Person Reading For Pleasure

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Adult filmstrips

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

My Name is Lucky.

Spring Cleaning

"Hi! Just a quick call to say thanks for still using a landline."

The End is Nigh!

Chimney Sweep

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.

'... but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

"Sure, this used to be a one horse town, but not anymore...the horse died!"

'Belonged to a dear old lady who never had to pay a congestion charge in her life...'