Old-school Charm Admirer Pillows

'Belonged to a dear old lady who never had to pay a congestion charge in her life...'

"What old school? This is my life."

Falstaff

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Cool hand... Uke

Old-fashioned computer

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Person Reading For Pleasure

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

Adult filmstrips

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

My Name is Lucky.

Spring Cleaning

"Hi! Just a quick call to say thanks for still using a landline."

Antiques: Please do not use door knocker.

The End is Nigh!

Chimney Sweep

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.