Old-school Charmer Pillows

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

A man and woman ballroom dance.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

Old-fashioned computer

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

The Club

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

Church in the year 2035.

World's oldest activist: 'YANKEE GO HOME, since 1919'

"I'll shoot you an email."

"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

Sex and the Old City

Senior Pick-Up Lines

Chimney Sweep

Antiques: Please do not use door knocker.

Robert Mitchum

'I remember when a social network meant a bar.'

"Hot enough for you?"

"No Bluetooth. They're Marionettes. They're supposed to have wires."

'Belonged to a dear old lady who never had to pay a congestion charge in her life...'

"Back in MY day scoring was done with grease pencils."

"Sure, this used to be a one horse town, but not anymore...the horse died!"

'I didn't know you could get electronic pipes too! Whatever next!'