Old-school Charmer Gifts

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

A man and woman ballroom dance.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Old-fashioned computer

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

The Club

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

Church in the year 2035.

World's oldest activist: 'YANKEE GO HOME, since 1919'

"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."

"I'll shoot you an email."

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

Antiques: Please do not use door knocker.

Senior Pick-Up Lines

Chimney Sweep

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

Sex and the Old City

Robert Mitchum

I didn

'I remember when a social network meant a bar.'

Smoking Outside The Work Place.

"No Bluetooth. They're Marionettes. They're supposed to have wires."

"Hot enough for you?"

'Belonged to a dear old lady who never had to pay a congestion charge in her life...'

"Sure, this used to be a one horse town, but not anymore...the horse died!"