Old-fashioned Charm Lover Gifts

Person Reading For Pleasure

Chimney Sweep

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

The Cattle show Week.

Old-fashioned computer

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Tonight's specials are printed on the side of the barn. ? Bar.

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

Adult filmstrips

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

A shepherd with crook.

Turkey wary of Christmas

World's oldest activist: 'YANKEE GO HOME, since 1919'

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

Spring Cleaning

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

General Store Modernises