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Chimney Sweep

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Old-fashioned computer

The Cattle show Week.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

World's oldest activist: 'YANKEE GO HOME, since 1919'

Adult filmstrips

Turkey wary of Christmas

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

A shepherd with crook.

Spring Cleaning

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

General Store Modernises

"It's not outdated - it's retro."