Old-world Charm Admirer T-Shirts

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"What old school? This is my life."

Falstaff

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Old-fashioned computer

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"'A', I'm adorable."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Person Reading For Pleasure

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

Victorian bachelors leering over woman.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

Adult filmstrips

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

My Name is Lucky.

Spring Cleaning

General Store Modernises

The End is Nigh!

"So close to the house! And with a half moon! Living the dream!"

Antiques: Please do not use door knocker.

Chimney Sweep

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."