Old-time Charm Admirer Prints

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Falstaff

"What old school? This is my life."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Cool hand... Uke

"'A', I'm adorable."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

Adult filmstrips

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

My Name is Lucky.

Spring Cleaning

"It's not outdated - it's retro."

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

"Hi! Just a quick call to say thanks for still using a landline."

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

Chimney Sweep

The End is Nigh!

Damn me! I knew they'd get past those planning laws somehow.

Smoking Outside The Work Place.

'... but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

It had been many years since Mitch had given up on the idea that he might find his ideal companion...

"Sure, this used to be a one horse town, but not anymore...the horse died!"