Lover Of Childlike Wonder T-Shirts

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

I Heart Juggling

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"'A', I'm adorable."

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

Flower Mums.

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

Christmas Day - Early Risers