Lover Of Childlike Wonder Mugs

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

I Heart Juggling

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"'A', I'm adorable."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Lollies

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

Christmas Day - Early Risers

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

"Are you getting crow's feet?"

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.