Childlike Wonder Mugs

'The batteries must be dead.'

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

"Are you getting crow's feet?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

I Heart Juggling

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

Pediatrics - Anatomy

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

"If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn't say the naïveté seems forced."

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.

Christmas Day - Early Risers

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'