Child-like Wonder Mugs

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

I Heart Juggling

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

Pediatrics - Anatomy

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

"If Basquiat painted it, you wouldn't say the naïveté seems forced."

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

"Are you getting crow's feet?"

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Christmas Day - Early Risers