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'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

I Heart Juggling

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

Weathervanes.

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Lollies

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

Fringe festival

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

City Hike