Childlike Wanderer Gifts

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

I Heart Juggling

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

Weathervanes.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

Fringe festival

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

Flower Mums.

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

City Hike

Natural Regeneration Area / Que Sera Sera.

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

"Why not join a cult or something."