Childhood Wonderer Gifts

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tree house.

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

One!

"I'll have the usual."

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

I Heart Juggling

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'My problems began when I couldn't make a Little League Baseball team.'