Childhood Wonderers Gifts

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

I Heart Juggling

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Child development. How children change.

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

Poems to Spookify

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Lollies

Life's game plan for pre-schoolers.

"Needs ketchup."

'The batteries must be dead.'

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'