Childlike Wonderer Gifts

'He lacks experience, but they're hoping he'll grow into the job.'

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

'I'm only in the second grade, Bucky ... I don't know how to speak 'dog' yet.'

Lollies

'Until today's geography test, Lord, I never realized just how much earth you did create.'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Little help?"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

I Heart Juggling

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Musical Pipe

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

Camelot Arms Fair

Don Quichotte's shadow

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

"Good lord, we found the queen!"

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"Never drink on an empty stomach. Have some cake."

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

Wonderland. Old King Cole is putting together a new administration. Humpty Dumpty will be Secretary of the Fence. The cow who jumped over the moon will be Secretary of Steak, and the Little Mermaid will be Sturgeon General. Any one of the dwarfs could be Labor Secretary. It's off to work we go .... They're certainly on the short list!

Dollar sign balloon.