Childlike Wonderer Gifts

'He lacks experience, but they're hoping he'll grow into the job.'

'I'm only in the second grade, Bucky ... I don't know how to speak 'dog' yet.'

Lollies

'Until today's geography test, Lord, I never realized just how much earth you did create.'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Little help?"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

I Heart Juggling

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Musical Pipe

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

Camelot Arms Fair

Don Quichotte's shadow

'The batteries must be dead.'

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

Dollar sign balloon.

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Never drink on an empty stomach. Have some cake."

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."