Child Wonder Gifts

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

I Heart Juggling

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

'....How many babies are you going to have, mommy?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

Lollies

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

'The batteries must be dead.'

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

OK, maybe our kid isn't cut out for lacrosse.

"Freudian Slip"

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"To what do you attribute your longevity."

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

'The head of our script department!'

Flower Mums.

Kids say the damnedest things. . . which occasionally appear when they hear their names spoken.

"Now remember, let me do the talking. I've been through this before.. Twice."