Childhood Sweetheart T-Shirts

'Marry you? Maybe someday -- but not on a SCHOOL night.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"I don't want to be your Valentine yet, but you can follow me on Twitter."

"I think I liked you better when you use t

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I love you, you big fool."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"'A', I'm adorable."

Dating in Oz

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Kissing at the Movies

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'I wrote you a note in the third grade asking if you liked me or not. It dawned on me that you never answered me. Well?'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

"I suppose one day he'll have to become a teenager, won't he?"

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

Love at first sight.

"It was touch and go, but your suggestion to kiss the boo-boo really helped."

"We'll always have the food court."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

Young Love