Childhood Sweethearts T-Shirts

'I think it's too soon for us to get married. Let's wait until I can at least color inside the lines.'

'I wrote you a note in the third grade asking if you liked me or not. It dawned on me that you never answered me. Well?'

"Bobby Floyd carried my notebook home for me from Sunday school..."

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

Bike Rides

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Recess does things to a man."

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'My first camera'

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Jack in the Box

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Milk sideburns

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Yoyos

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."