Childhood Sweethearts Pillows

'I think it's too soon for us to get married. Let's wait until I can at least color inside the lines.'

'I wrote you a note in the third grade asking if you liked me or not. It dawned on me that you never answered me. Well?'

"Bobby Floyd carried my notebook home for me from Sunday school..."

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Recess does things to a man."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'My first camera'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Jack in the Box

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Milk sideburns

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Sliding Down the Banister

Yoyos

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."