Childhood Friends Pillows

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Bike Rides

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Serious Putty

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'My first camera'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Jack in the Box

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Milk sideburns

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Yoyos

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."