Childhood Friends Gifts

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

baby sweetcorn...

Haircuts

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Bike Rides

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'My first camera'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Jack in the Box

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Milk sideburns

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."