Childhood Buddy Gifts

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Late night teddy reading

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Not now, Oliver."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Tree house.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'He's maturing early.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Serious Putty

He wanted a different one.