Childhood Buddy Prints

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Late night teddy reading

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'He's maturing early.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Not now, Oliver."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Tree house.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

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