Canine Buddy Prints

'I'm trying to give him a little confidence.'

Joe's Bar - No Pets.

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Do you mind? I don't watch you take a dump, do I?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Hush puppy.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

A man and his dog

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"I'm working from home today."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."