Childhood Friend Gifts

"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."

Love at first sight.

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"I consider myself fortunate. All the guys I grew up with are either dead or attorneys."

'Marry you? Maybe someday -- but not on a SCHOOL night.'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Do you remember that castle we used to visit when we were younger?"

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."

"Gave up my imaginary friend at age 5. Reinvented him at 46."

"Remember him? He's the bully who used to put those 'Kick Me' signs on our backs."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

A young Don King

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

I will study my speling words...

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Likes: $2.

Twenty-first century baby walker

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'