Child's Friend Gifts

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A young Don King

I will study my speling words...

'Ahhh...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Twenty-first century baby walker

Likes: $2.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

Child steps off chair and says, 'Tough crowd.'(Cat looks impassive)

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Trade you lunches?'