Former School Friends Gifts

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Remember when?... When was that?

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

Boys in the cloakroom.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

Prom 2020

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

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"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Freddy, take this back and add it up again. I was your maths teacher, remember."

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."

'Gives the drinks a bit of bite, don't you think?'

'That was lovely chatting to you, we must meet up again and see the pictures.'

I'll take you two on a trip. Where do you want to go? What are the choices? An old college friend has a lakeside cabin, another has a beach place. And � One has a horse farm we could visit. Wow! Inspirational! Yeah. Finally! A good reason to go to college. The better the school, the better the vacation house.

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

Love at first sight.

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'A vet! I had you picked in advertising!'

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"Gave up my imaginary friend at age 5. Reinvented him at 46."

"Look! Isn't that your old flame from high school?"