Former School Friends Gifts

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Remember when?... When was that?

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Boys in the cloakroom.

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

Prom 2020

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School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'That was lovely chatting to you, we must meet up again and see the pictures.'

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

'Gives the drinks a bit of bite, don't you think?'

"Freddy, take this back and add it up again. I was your maths teacher, remember."

Love at first sight.

"I'm a junior who got held back a year. Can I still get a senior ticket?"

"Gave up my imaginary friend at age 5. Reinvented him at 46."

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

"Do you remember that castle we used to visit when we were younger?"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'A vet! I had you picked in advertising!'

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."