Childhood Friend Pillows

"If we become friends now, in twenty years we can say we've been friends for that long."

Love at first sight.

Johns heart sank at the sight of his old childhood friend.

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"I consider myself fortunate. All the guys I grew up with are either dead or attorneys."

'Marry you? Maybe someday -- but not on a SCHOOL night.'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

"Do you remember that castle we used to visit when we were younger?"

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."

"Gave up my imaginary friend at age 5. Reinvented him at 46."

"Remember him? He's the bully who used to put those 'Kick Me' signs on our backs."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A young Don King

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

I will study my speling words...

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Likes: $2.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

Twenty-first century baby walker

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'