Childhood Friendships Pillows

"I got into a fight with Emily over what colour to make our friendship bracelets."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Haircuts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Tree house.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Bike Rides

'He's maturing early.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Serious Putty

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

He wanted a different one.