Childhood Friendships Mugs

"I got into a fight with Emily over what colour to make our friendship bracelets."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Haircuts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tree house.

Bike Rides

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'He's maturing early.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Serious Putty

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'