Teenage Friendships Pillows

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A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

The youth shows responsibility!

The swamp of adolescence

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

"Let's take out these earbuds and experience something called the world."

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...