Teenage Friendships Pillows

Love your new top! Twig! It's hideous. Why are you fake-friending Eliza? It's not fake. She's a morning person. I need an a.m. pick-me-up! I'm not good enough for you? You don't drive past my house on your way to school. Hey, Jan! Nice bag!

Likes: $2.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

The youth shows responsibility!

Field hockey injury? A doctor will see you after the football concussion

The swamp of adolescence

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Look, I just need a cool haircut."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

'Honey, before you go out tonight, I would like to have a little chat with the prince of darkness.'

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

"What I believe is that it was fate that brought me here and that we will be best friends forever!"

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

Birthday piñata.

"I don't know how to tell you this to your face, so I'm texting you."

"Let's take out these earbuds and experience something called the world."

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...