Teen Friend Pillows

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

That's when I decided why should I care

The swamp of adolescence

"I'm bored. I think I'll post something online that destroys my career prospects."

Field hockey injury? A doctor will see you after the football concussion

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'If everyone does their shopping online, the malls will close and we won't have anywhere to hang out.'

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

"Remember Tracy, a boyfriend is for Christmas prezzies, not for life."

Dice Headphones

"True goths don't take the summer off, Brandon."

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"How can you be out of wings?"