Friend's Teenage Child Pillows

Texting teens

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

A young Don King

I will study my speling words...

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"How was prom?"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'More hair than brains.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."