Friend's Child Pillows

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

"I can't wait to grow up and be happy."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Trade you lunches?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

"My phone, tablet, laptop, camera, and earphones are all fully charged. So why do I just feel like sleeping for a week?"

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

Seventh Birthday

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Can Bert come out to play?'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'That's gonna be a long time-out.'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

I will study my speling words...

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'The nutrition information on peanut butter should be given by the finger instead of by the tablespoon.'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

A young Don King

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'He's got a mind like a computer. It keeps on making the same stupid mistakes.'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

'And Jake,don't forget it's your turn to take the rubbish bin out tonight.' 'AHH,mannn!' (frame 2) 'A table for TWO,thanks!' An unhappy kid has to take a rubbish bin to a resturant

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I asked for a dog. I wanted a Rottweiler or a Schnauzer, but all I could spell was mutt."